'Call of Dooty is an ode to the terrible shooters that now inhabit the market and have taken over the gaming industry by storm. Their levels are too linear, they aren't challenging enough, and they play more like interactive movies than the experiences we once loved up until the mid-2000s,' creator 'Chubzdoomer' says in the readme file. Released on the same day as Cod Blops 2, Call of Dooty II: Green Ops crams waypoint markers, regenerating health, cutscenes, flashbacks, nonsense conspiracies about Russians, popup hints, and other foolishness into id Software's classic FPS.

But if you find yourself nostalgically longing for The Good Old Days and sniping at the likes of Call of Duty: Black Ops II, then have I got the Doom 2 parody mod for you! Ah, FPSs! They don't make them like they used to, do they? No, in many ways and for a number of reasons.